We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
Lol funny but not funny. Ha!