imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit